This Is Going To Suck

Every time I start a blog – and yes, I do it somewhat frequently – I make all of these promises to myself:

  • I’m going to make it focused.
  • I’m going to make it polished.
  • I’m going to make it useful.

That never works.

So in starting this blog I’m going to make some different promises:

  • This is going to be all over the place.
  • This is going to be hammered out, slapdash, in a highly-caffeinated state.
  • This is going to be completely devoid of benefit.

It will not be calm. It will not be reasoned. Pretty much everything will be a shitty first draft.

I won’t post regularly. I won’t write listicles. I will not optimize anything for search engines.

In fact, I won’t optimize anything for anything.

Those are my unpromises, theoretical reader. I won’t live up to them, ever. You have my word.

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